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a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

sunsuhage:

the most comforting words a father can say

americanviolist replied to your post:HI! :D
KATIE I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!! GOSH FREAKING DANGIT I WILL STEAL YOU FROM YOUR HUSBAND!!! Seriously though, Timo had better watch out. :P

:””””’(

i wouldn’t complain

hahaha i just mean that i was always like “katie is good at things and i want to beat her for natalie’s friendship or on the act but i also care immensely for her and would kill for her easily!!!” but thank you for all of this!! :^)

hahaha yep that sounds about right!! yeah man thank you :D

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

hermionejg:

221cbakerstreet:

justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

golden comedy

But for real.

americanviolist replied to your post:HI!
she hates finding nemo???

WEIRD RIGHT no i think she’s over it and got over it a long time ago haha i just remembered it randomly yesterday. i’m sorry natalie

raplapla asked: *snow white's dwarf voice* HIIIIIIIIIIIIII HOOOOOOOO

1. First impression: you were my competition for natalie’s friendship. no joke. i remember very specifically that the first time i ever mentioned you in a journal entry was that natalie invited me to hang out and i was disappointed that you were there hahahahahah i’m so sorry i knew not what i did
2. Truth is: you’re still my competition for natalie’s friendship no you are just super empathetic which is one of my favorite things about you and you make seriously everything better?? parties and breakups and road trips, whether with jokes or understanding or w/e you improve everything in my life that you’re a part of!
3. How old do you look: idk 19-20ish?? younger than you are but not by much
4. Have you ever made me laugh: you made me forget what laughter even is…what is joy…what is humor…
5. Have you ever made me mad: yes those angry emails you used to send me made me very mad ahahaha good times
6. Best feature: probably that EVERY SINGLE hairstyle and color looks good on you, how?!?! like things that if you said you’d do i’d think “eh not sure that’d look great” IT ALWAYS DOES. literally always and i am in awe
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: still do pikachu (tbh i’m not entirely certain what you mean by rival anime boy crush and i’m embarrassed by that but it sounds accurate to me)
8. You’re my: naughty bunny twin but since you already said that haha you are also my favorite person to play the “who/what would we all be” game with :’) my favorite game ever
9. Name in my phone: adrian hahaha it confuses people for me too, i’ve explained it to timo like 20 times but he always forgets and is confused that i’m texting a boy
10. Should you post this too? you already did giant squid

americanviolist asked: HI! :D

1. First impression: that you were super cute and my typa friend and i was mad that you were way better at art than anyone besides charles :[
2. Truth is: YOU ARE LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON I KNOW i have never had and will never have a better roommate in my life fricking
3. How old do you look: since you got your hair cut you look w a y older to me so i’d say like 23!! which is about how old you are haha i guess just older than the 17 you looked with longer hair ;]
4. Have you ever made me laugh: “ugh, people who swear.” “yeah, i can’t stand those assholes.” i’m still laughing
5. Have you ever made me mad: not that i can think of ever???? you are a flawless being
6. Best feature: you have the cutest smile literally in the entire world this is not an exaggeration
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: obviously i still do
8. You’re my: hufflepuff to my slytherin, the unstoppable roommate duo B)
9. Name in my phone: just…sierra reed :/ i didn’t even change it to cici because there was this one time freshman year i lost my phone at a football game and the person who found it called my mom who told them to call sydney whose name luckily had not been changed yet. from that day on i never changed my roommates’ names in my phone significantly due to sheer paranoia and i am so sorry
10. Should you post this too? YES

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